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Hydroderm - use of canned software to CHAT with you
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Mar 16, 2008 Hydroderm complaint by Meispissed |
Been deluged with Hydroderm spam lately. Clicked on their website, and then when closing browser get CHAT popup with the following conversation (3/16/2008). Enjoy!
Jenny Says: Hey wait! We hate to see you go. So we'd like to offer you a last minute savings for the Hydroderm Age-Defying Wrinkle serum trial. We have reduced the shipping price to only $3.95! CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal!
Jenny Says: Please type 'HI' or 'HELLO' in the space below to let me know you are there...
You: Goodbye
Jenny Says: Just remember, you just pay the lowest shipping cost of $3.95 and you can try our product for a period of 30 days. Once you try it, we're sure you'll know why we are so confident in the visible results you'll see.
Jenny Says: What have you got to lose? CLICK HERE and see for yourself.
You: Would you have dinner with me?
Jenny Says: Hydroderm's Age-Defying Wrinkle Serum simply try for 30 days for the lowest cost of shipping (Just $3.95!) This is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE
You: Are you sure you are not a fancy software algorithm?
Jenny Says: Okay great. CLICK HERE and fill out the page in order to take advantage of this great offer.
You: How often do you get to ice skate?
Jenny Says: We'd really like you to see the visible results of our 30 day trial... so we're discounting the cost of shipping to our lowest ever: just $3.95. That's how sure we are you'll love it.
You: I have every credit card in the world - which ones do you not accept?
Jenny Says: No credit card? CLICK HERE and get a Prepaid MasterCard card now. It has no upfront cost and no credit checks..
Jenny Says: It's a great Prepaid MasterCard card and you can apply online!
You: Ha, ha, ha. This is a great example of a Turing test, don't you think?
Jenny Says: You can experience the Hydroderm Age Defying Wrinkle serum a $79.95 value, for just the cost of shipping and handling. What have you got to lose CLICK HERE
You: I could lose my wrinkles, right?
Jenny Says: With its revolutionary patented collagen delivery system, Hydroderm Age-Defying Wrinkle serum is specially formulated to improve the appearance of your skin.
You: Will you accept my proposal of marraige?
Jenny Says: Boosts your skins natural glow and reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles with this special formula.
You: So Jenny, just how old are you?
Jenny Says: I am 24
You: So you were born in which year?
Jenny Says: Would you like to experience the difference for yourself for just the cost of shipping?
You: And how much would it cost?
Jenny Says: We are willing to discount the cost of shipping to just $3.95.
Jenny Says: That's how sure we are you'll love it. Just CLICK HERE.
You: do you do this for everyone, or just for me?
Jenny Says: For customer service or additional questions, please CLICK HERE or call us at 800 220-4950
You: I really want to marry you.
You: Can you give me an answer.
Jenny Says: I am sorry, I only have limited information on the Hydroderm Age-Defying Wrinkle serum trial. For more questions or assistance, please CLICK HEREor call us at 800 220-4950.
You: Are you a SMARTagent?
You: Do you work for UpSellit.com?
You: I think you are just software, and not a real person. What do you say to that?
Jenny Says: For customer service or additional questions, please CLICK HEREor call us at 800 220-4950.
You: Prove you are real - who are the top 2 Democrat candidates for president?
Jenny Says: I'm a live virtual agent.
You: Yeah, yeah - Barak's last name is?
Jenny Says: Fantastic... just CLICK HERE to get back to the order page.
You: And the cube of 3 is?
You: Waiting...
You: 3x3x3=?
You: 15x11=?
You: Your middle name is?
You: Jenny, how long have you worked here?
Jenny Says: You will begin to see results within a few days. In a recent survey of Hydroderm users, 9 out of 10 test subjects reported significant results within the first 21 days of use. Plus, during an independent clinical study, Hydroderm reduced wrinkled length and thickness by a combined 63.5% within only 90 days.
Jenny Says: For best results, try Hydroderm for at least 30-60 days. The longer and the more consistently you use the formula, the more dramatic the results!
You: Ha, ha, ha - amazing what they can program software to do.
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1. Written by Amazed, on 22-04-2008 18:38
The only thing enjoyable about this is how long this mentally retarded person continued to have a conversation with software.
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